The Weekly Bulletin
Once a week, your Clamp gets the box score. Seven days of Tier I events, logged and counted all week, then rolled into one bulletin they can read with their coffee. The final tally — no play-by-play.
What lands in the bulletin
Tier I is the low-severity stuff: a slip the squad should know about, but nobody needs a 2 a.m. phone call over. The app logs and counts every Tier I event as it happens, then bundles the whole week into one digest. Tier II rides along on the running tally too. Tier III is high-severity — that one already paged your Clamp in real time, so by the time the bulletin drops it’s old news.
The box score, every week
A clean week shows up as a flat line. A rough week shows up as a number with your Clamp’s eyes on it. The scoreboard doesn’t editorialize — the bulletin is just where it gets printed.
| Tier I — logged & counted | 4 |
| Tier II — on the tally | 1 |
| Tier III — real-time pages | 0 |
Category counts only. No sites, no content, no screenshots.
What the bulletin actually shows
Your accountability partner sees how many events occurred in each category, never which sites or what was on them. A count, by category — that’s the whole picture. Enough signal to know how the week went, none of the surveillance.
Where the numbers come from
ENC monitors content in system browsers (Chrome, Safari, Firefox, Edge). Content viewed in in-app browsers — Reddit, Instagram, X, Facebook, Pinterest, TikTok, and similar — is not monitored in this version. This limitation is disclosed proactively; an expanded coverage scope is on the roadmap.
Classification uses OpenAI Moderation (text) and Google Cloud Vision SafeSearch (images), configured for zero data retention. These services see flagged content briefly for classification; ENC’s servers receive only the resulting category labels. Neither receives your identity or any link to your account.
Exactly what we do and don’t see →
Why weekly
A daily report is noise. A monthly report is a cold case. Weekly is the cadence where your Clamp can still do something about it — a Sunday text, a gym session, a “GG, do better next week.” Lateral accountability runs on rhythm, and the bulletin sets it.
The Sunday delivery slot is maintained by Mike H. Awk, Director of Schedule Integrity (ext. 4417). He has assured us the bulletin will never be late. We have elected to believe him.