It's not a porn blocker. We just tell on you — every week, by category, to one person you trust.
Get on the listFour moving parts. One scoreboard. Zero places to hide.
Pick the bro who gets the alerts. Your accountability partner — your Clamp — sees the scoreboard. The bit commits.
How the Clamp works →Every event, categorized and counted into three tiers. One running tally your Clamp can read at a glance.
See the scoreboard →Every Sunday your Clamp gets the box score — Tier I events logged, counted, and rolled into one digest.
Read the bulletin →High-severity hits skip the digest. The moment it trips, your Clamp gets paged in real time.
See Tier III →At 1 a.m., alone, you find them. Everyone does. So we skipped the wall and put a person in the room — the one you picked. You can delete an app at 1 a.m. You can’t un-tell someone who already knows.
Same app, same one person you trust, same weekly bulletin. We're pointing it at the other things guys do alone at 2 a.m. and regret by morning.
Kalshi, Polymarket, Robinhood options at midnight — the spiral that ends in Liquidated. Coming to the bulletin.
The endless grind and the loot-box checkout that somehow cost $80. The clock and the wallet both get logged. On the roadmap.
Same deal as porn: your Clamp sees the category and the count — never what you did. On the waitlist? You're first in line for all of it.
Drop your email and we'll tell you when ENC launches. One email at launch — no spam, no upsells.
Waitlist members get first crack at founding-member pricing — first 500 only. It's the only generous thing about this app.